Fine Art Pet Portraits
Museum-quality portraits of your pet…mid-poop.
Renaissance oil paintings of your pet taking a dump. Hang it above the toilet. Send it to your group chat. The funniest stupid thing you'll see today.
Create My Poopiepet 🎨No account needed · ~60 seconds · From $29
Your photo
The Louvre Would Never
But your bathroom wall? Absolutely.
Sir Barksalot
Labrador · Oil on canvas, 1642
"I laughed for 20 minutes straight."
Lady Whiskers III
British Shorthair · Oil on canvas, 1789
"This hangs above my toilet now."
Duke Biscuit
French Bulldog · Oil on canvas, 1503
"Better than anything in the Louvre."
Empress Mochi
Tabby · Oil on canvas, 1815
"My guests can’t stop staring at it."
Baron Von Floof
Jack Russell Terrier · Oil on canvas, 1723
"The vet asked where I got it."
Princess Nugget
Staffy · Oil on canvas, 1666
"I sent it to everyone I know."
3 poop levels × 3 backgrounds
9 ways to immortalise the moment. Your poop, your rules.
The Internet Asked For This
Every pet owner has seen the pose.
The squat. The thousand-yard stare.
The intense focus. The complete lack of shame.
We decided it deserved to be immortalised in oil paint.
Not as a joke. Well, yes, as a joke.
But also as art. Renaissance art.
With a gilded frame option.
How it works
1. Snap a pic
of your pet doing its thing
2. Pick your poop level
from classy to full chaos
3. Magic happens
oil painting in ~60 seconds
4. Hang it up
download or get a real print
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Fresh PoopiePets rolling off the canvas right now
Bella
Australia · 2 min ago
Mochi
Japan · 5 min ago
Biscuit
United Kingdom · 8 min ago
Bunbun
Canada · 12 min ago
Churro
Spain · 15 min ago
Pancake
United States · 18 min ago
Affordable masterpieces.
Cheaper than real art. Way funnier than real art.
Prices in USD · Free worldwide shipping on prints · No surprises
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The only artwork worthy of
your bathroom wall.
Your pet. Mid-poop. In oil paint. Above the toilet.
Peak interior design and you know it.